I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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