He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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