I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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