So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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