morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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