i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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