just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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