i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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