I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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