people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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