On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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