And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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