are you still at the devil's house?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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