I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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