but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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