mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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