id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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