in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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