But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Every concussion has its silver lining
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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