Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
did i just pee glitter
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