Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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