Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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