I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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