After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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