I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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