Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We named our party play list daddy issues
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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