Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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