Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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