Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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