we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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