I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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