hotel room ftw
Having a random hookup so left but love u
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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