did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Sorry about my life...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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