Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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