We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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