So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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