new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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