I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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