im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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