plz talk dirty to me
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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