have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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