How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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