sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have fence marks all over my body
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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