That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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