You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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