How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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