My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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