I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Randomize
