i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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