you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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