so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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