How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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