Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
