STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You work out of a Hotel?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
